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How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his cl...
How doth the VAX's C compiler Improve its object code.
And even as we speak does it Increase the system load....
How doth the VAX's C-compiler Improve its object code.
And even as we speak does it Increase the system load....
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: "We'll fix it in software." How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?...
How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre. If they're...
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.
155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it....
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey...
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.

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