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Honorable, adj.: Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach.
In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable...
Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
-- W. C. Field...
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed." -- Neil Armstrong
How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows.
How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? -- Elliot, "E.T.
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