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• How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
  -- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey...
• How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
  -- UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey, Brian Boyle...
• What does "Unix" stand for? "Unix" is not an acronym, so it doesn't stand for anything.
  A a contrast to an earlier operating system, Multics, Brian Kernighan coined the word to indicate that "Unix" is simpler and more unified....
• Be warned that being an expert is more than understanding how a system is supposed to work.
  Expertise is gained by investigating why a system doesn't work....
• Why would you WANT to port C news to your PC? Wouldn't it be smarter and about as cost-effective to port your PC over to the trashcan and buy a real computer that runs a real operating system like Unix?
  -- Brian Kanto...
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but first he has to determine the correct path....
• Does things the traditional, uncivilized way. -- System V Unix, and the Klingon Empire
• Unix brain damage n. Something that has to be done to break a network program (typically a mailer) on a non-Unix system so that it will interoperate with Unix systems.
  The hack may qualify as `Unix brain damage' if the program conforms to published standards and the Unix program in question does not....