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Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it.
Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it. -- Rex Reed
Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's willing to pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop for lumber, hardware, and toasters all in one location.
Notice I say ...
Home of Doberman Propulsion Laboratories: The ultimate in watchdog weaponry.
-- Chris Shaw...
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
-- F. M. Hubbard...
Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ...
Honk if you love peace and quiet.

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