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• How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
• Maybe none of your gay friends have come out to you.
• Your step will soil many countries.
• Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog.
  So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow yourselves up....
• C++ -- The language in which only friends can access your private members.
• People will say "Watch your step" to you only after you have taken a vicious fall.
• You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
  Because your old friends don't like you anymore....
• Marge: Now, about your wedding dress. Mmm, I'm not sure how to put this.
  .. Selma: White! Marge: [writing] White. -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...