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Hier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Suden reich.
Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws Weil es uns dunkt er sei verreckt....
Higgeldy Piggeldy, Hamlet of Elsinore Ruffled the critics by Dropping this bomb
"Phooey on Freud and his Psychoanalysis -- Oedipus, Shmoedipus, I just love Mom....
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hippogriff, n.: An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin.
The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle....
Hire the morally handicapped.
His great aim was to escape from civilization, and, as soon as he had money, he went to Southern California.
His mind is like a steel trap -- full of mice" -- Foghorn Legho
His super power is to turn into a scotch terrier.
History is curious stuff You'd think by now we had enough Yet the fact remains I fear They make more of it every year.
History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.

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