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Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.
Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt.
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.
This world i...
Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation)
Horses have an even number of legs. Behind they have two legs, and in front they have fore-legs....
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
-- Frank Moore Colby...
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own. -- Don Vonada
Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.
Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse. -- Miguel de Cervante

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