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• Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
• Major premise: Sixty men can do sixty times as much work as one man.
  Minor premise: A man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds....
• How many paranoids -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  JUST EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? HUH? HUH?...
• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away....
• ecurity through obscurity (alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely
  ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and that people who do find out about them won't exploit them....
• Listen, Tyrone, you don't know how dangerous that stuff is.
  Suppose someday you just plug in and go away and never come back?...
• Not many people realize just how well known I am.
• How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out....