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• Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot that shot down the Korean jet?
  At one point he definitely states: Natasha!...
• No Natasha, first we get the Korean Jet liner, Then we get the moose and squirrel!
• A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to the West.
  They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there was no pilot on board....
• I am Boris Badenov of Borg. We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
• You can identify yourself as a true Football addict if you know that the United States has a Secretary of Defense, and wonder why we have no Secretary of Offense.
• My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as Africa.
  Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31....
• What we have accomplished through jet-engine aircraft is the abolition of the journey.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Without guns, how are we gonna shoot anybody? We need guns.
  You never can tell when you're walking down the street you'll spot a moose....