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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-- Dave Barry...
Although we modern persons tend to take our electric lights, radios, mixers, etc.
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.
Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.
AMAZING BUT TRUE ... If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
AMAZING BUT TRUE ... There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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