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A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you have turned into a pile of dust.
A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
A child can go only so far in life without potty training.
A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5.
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.
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