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A lady with one of her ears applied To an open keyhole heard, inside, Two female gossips in converse free -- The subject engaging them was she.
"I think", said one, "and my husband thinks That sh...
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do.
-- Dennis M. Ritchie...
A large number of installed systems work by fiat. That is, they work by being declared to work.
-- Anatol Hol...
A Law of Computer Programming: Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the programmers cannot write in English.
A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical....
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
A Los Angeles judge ruled that "a citizen may snore with immunity in his own home, even though he may be in possession of unusual and exceptional ability in that particular field.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.
-- Steve Wrigh...

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