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A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination....
A New York City judge ruled that if two women behind you at the movies insist on discussing the probable outcome of the film, you have the right to turn around and blow a Bronx cheer at them.
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion.
A novel approach is to remove all power from the system, which removes most system overhead so that resources can be fully devoted to doing nothing.
Benchmarks on this technique are promising; trem...
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space. -- Gloria Steinem
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. -- George Wald
A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt -- A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt.
When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, Whe...

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