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A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison And had an affair with a Saracen.
She was not oversexed, Or jealous or vexed, She just wanted to make a comparison....
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
-- Edgar A. Shoaff...
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
A day without sunshine is like night.
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy....
A diva who specializes in risqu'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano ...
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon th...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash

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