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99 blocks of crud on the disk, 99 blocks of crud! You patch a bug, and dump it agai
100 blocks of crud on the disk! 100 blocks of crud on the disk, 100 blocks of crud!...
A "No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.
-- Mahatma Ghandi...
A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.
Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game....
A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed in the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough.
Such veering right or left frequently...
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
-- Don Qui...
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twai...
A billion here, a couple of billion there -- first thing you know it adds up to be real money.
-- Senator Everett McKinley Dirkse...
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.

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