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A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!
-- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra...
A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And he answered
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence....
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
"That's what I like to see", said the priest, "A man helping his fellow ...
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
A public debt is a kind of anchor in the storm; but if the anchor be too heavy for the vessel, she will be sunk by that very weight which was intended for her preservation.
-- Colto...
A putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such comments as "you could blow it in" may be blown in.
This rule does not apply if the ball is more than three inches from the hole, because...
A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.
-- Steel City New...

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