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• You will think of something funnier than this to add to the fortunes.
• The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men.
  Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, add ten per cent more....
• If I could predict fortunes, do you think I'd still be here?
• MST3K: Funnier than Siskel. Thinner than Ebert.
• Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't?
• You think this life is something strange...
• It's later than you think.