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• I went to correspondence school. They threw me out from there.
  I played hooky ... I sent them an empty envelope. -- Baron Munchausen (Jack Pearl)...
• I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
• I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
• I disagree with what you say but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES, LIES!
  ALL LIES! -- Voltaire's Evil Twi...
• Just on the border of your waking mind, there lies another time, where darkness and light are one.
  And as you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond....
• I don't have a weird sense of humor. Your reality is just weird.
• In the best of possible worlds the chateau of monseigneur the baron was the most beautiful of chateaux, and madame the best of possible baronesses.
  -- Francis M. Voltaire (1694-1778) -- Candide, Chap. i...
• I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!