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• You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot. Publius Syru
• Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
  So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....
• PRO: No more fights with your girlfriend. CON: No more meat when you want it.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• QOTD: "Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies.
• Bo knows your girlfriend!
• So's your girlfriend, @$$#0[&!
• The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it. -- Robert W. Chambe
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Your dog finds you repulsive.