Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Your family tree has no branches.
Your Father had an accident there; F is for Formalhaut, where Cthuga doth dwell
Your father just kissed a bride and got himself a black eye.
I know everyone does it, but not seven years after the wedding....
Your fathers, where are they? And the prophets, do they live forever?
-- Old Testament -- Zechariah i, 5...
Your fault -- core dumped
Your fear of change is too clearly visible in your eyes.
Your feet have balls but not vice versa?
Your fighter doesn't get bonuses because he drinks coffee.
Your files are now being encrypted and thrown into the bit bucket. EOF
Your first impressions of people are best.

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