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You're too fat in the first place, you know it's true.
You're too fat in the second place too. -- Homer Hayne...
You're too unstable to understand yourself, much less calculus or other people.
You're twisted, perverted and sick. I like that in a person.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
You're under arrest for possession of a stolen tagline!
You're unusually limber this morning. "I'll say. Devinoni Rai.
It's ridiculous and wonderful. I feel completely out of control....
You're upset. "Your finely honed Betazoid sense tell you that?
Well...that and the table. -- Troi and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3...
Your evil is my good. I am Sutekh the Destroyer. Where I tread I leave nothing but dust and darkness.
I find that good. -- Sutekh, PYRAMIDS OF MARS...
You're way ahead baby! Way ahead of EVERYONE.
YOU'RE WHAT!?" -- The most common form of marriage proposal

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