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• If you are not too large for the place you occupy, you are too small for it.
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• It is good to see you again. You are still too fat, K'mpec.
  -- K'mpec and Kahlest, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2...
• Too bad, Bob , but you know too much.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you've been low-level debugging ethernets for a week and you see two people at a table trying to pick up the same jar of butter and you directly wonder if they are using the correct CSMA/CD algorithm to avoid a re-collision.
• Homer: Wait, I know: [types] vent gas. [reads screen] "Pressure too high?
  "Tank must be shut down manually?" [to drinking bird] Oh, stupid bird!...
• Being too drunk to fish is like being too fat to bowl - impossible.
• A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.