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You're playing hockey with a warped puck.
You're pretty drunk aren't you Dave?" -- Hal 9000
You're pretty pissed, aren't you, Dave?" -- HAL 9000
You're proof that abortions can survive.
You're putting on your smiling face, And you're dressing up with style and grace.
You're really trolling the bottom, there's no net profit in this.
You're reasoning is excellent--it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
You're rock candy, baby: hard, sweet and sticky.
You're sick for the first five months of pregnancy and uncomfortable for the last five months, but the month in between is alright.
You're smarter than you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.
-- Mr. Burns (Homer's boss) in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso...
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