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• Work Hard. Rock Hard. Eat Hard. Sleep Hard. Grow Big.
  Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em. -- The Webb Wilder Credo...
• MMMmmmm... OOOhhhh... AAAhhhh... Baby! This candy is good!
• What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out? Chewing gum.
• You'll be a hard luck woman...baby till you find your man.
• Marge: Inflation, trade deficits, horrible war atrocities .
  .. how are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?...
• This tagline will re-format hard drive in 15 seconds!
• Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
  -- Robin Hood...