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• Your not as stupid as you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.
  -- Monty Burns, "Homer's Odyssey...
• Burns: You mean you're willing to give up a good job and a raise, just for your principles?
  Homer: Hmmmm, you put it that way it does sound a little far-fetched, but that's the lug your looking at....
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso
• Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I.
  Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again and I say this stinks....
• Homer: Are you sure that's enough? You know how the boss loves your delicious gelatin desserts!
  Marge: Oh Homer, Mr. Burns just said he liked it....
• Beer! Now there's a temporary solution." -- Homer in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso
• Abe's poison teeth lie on the floor as he runs with a clock in his mouth] Vidal
  Ah, he's more clever than he looks......
• Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk? Bu
  Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....