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• You're old when you forget how to start your rocking chair.
• You can be sure you're getting old when you forget the name you wanted to drop.
• When you start to think that life is tough and you've got it hard, stop, reflect on being a deckhand on Noah's ark.
• You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
• Anananay: what happens when you start spelling "banana" and don't stop.
• Grampa: I think Rudyard Kipling said it best: If you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-to
  and lose, and start again at your beginnings, and never breathe a word about your loss, yours is the earth is everything that is in it, and, which is more, you'll be a man, my son....
• If you think ... stop it.
• You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
  -- Jeanne Phillip...
• Start the day with a smile. After that you can be your nasty old self again.