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You're never a loser until you quit trying.
You're never dead till you're out of quarters.
You're never disappointed in an x-rated movie. You don't say, "Gee, I never thought it would end that way.
-- Richard Jeni...
You're never too old to become younger. -- Mae We
You're never too old to have a fun childhood.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
You're not a person until you cat takes advantage of you.
You're not a real person until you're ignored by a cat.
You're not as real as you think.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Marti
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