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• The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• Don't you think the important thing when you're freezing to death is to keep your cool?
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• You can't be happy with a woman who pronounces both d's in Wednesday. -- Peter De Vrie
• It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. -- Peter de Vrie
• My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• The mere thought of cremation turned him ashen. -- Peter De Vrie
• The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums. -- Peter De Vrie
• Double Bucky, you're the one, You make my keyboard so much fun, Double Bucky, an additional bit or two, (Vo-vo-de-o) Control and meta, side by side, Augmented ASCII, 9 bits wide!
  Double Bucky, a half a thousand glyphs, plus a few!...