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You're in valley.
You're in west windy passage.
You're joking... right? -- C Error #003
You're just being sesquipedalian..
You're just the sort of person I imagined marrying, when I was little.
.. ..except, y'know, not green... ...and without all the patches of fungus." -- Swamp Thing...
You're LATE and your boss knows it!!!
You're like a scoop of ice cream sitting on top of a cherry pie.
You're listening to KPLA, Klingon radio: All glory, all the time!
You're living a fool's paradise, Mrs. Bueller. -- Ed Rooney
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