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You're mighty brave in Cyberspace, flame boy...
You remind me of my brother Bosco--only he had a human head. -- Judy Tenuta
Your emotional ties aren't color coordinated with your suits.
Your empty file directory has been deleted.
you're my best friend. I don't have to be nice to you.
Besides, everybody knows I'm a jerk. -- Wally West (the new Flash)...
You're my hero!
You're needed; you mustn't die! -- Nyssa
Your enemies are closing in.
Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind
it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate - and quickly....
You're never alone if you're a sex maniac.

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