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• Hit the ball over the fence, and you can take your time going around the bases. -- John Rape
• TAPE, MAGNETIC A form of storage, tape was especially developed to make it easy to record and re-record valuable images, sounds or data, onto it.
  The tape can then be played back at will, before suddenly getting caught in the heads of your tape deck one day and consequently losing all the valuable images, sounds and/or data....
• Homer: Er, I need another extension on my mortgage payments.
  Manager: I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good....
• Your computer account is overdrawn. Please re-authorize.
• A record of data is essential: it shows you were working.
• Agent 2: Homer, this is an exact replica of your work station.
  Homer: [moans] Agent 2: Now we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector eight....
• SPOUSE ABUSE: Making your husband look at nude centerfolds of Femmi's!
• Marge: I'm worried that you're making too big a deal of this silly little kiddie golf tournament.
  Homer: But Marge, but this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses....
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....