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• As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy for more than 15 percent of their life span.
  The words "I am sorry" and "I am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
  [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
• To err is human, but I forgive you.
• I am not quite sure how to tell you this, but there is so much plastic out there in this society in which you and I live that genuine immitation vinyl-naugahyde leopard skin has become an endangered species.
  -- Lily Tomli...
• There's been no top authority saying what marijuana does to you.
  I really don't know that much about it. I tried it once but it didn't do anything to me....
• I am righteously indignant; you are annoyed; he is making a fuss about nothing.
  -- Anonymous saying...