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• Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and load your camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.
  Not too long ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light a Camel, this is the promised land....
• It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
• Funny you should mention that, I was a gynecologist once. -- Pick up line
• If I was Elvis, would you screw me? -- Pick up line
• That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it? -- Pick up line
• How can I love you if you won't lay down? -- from the wall in Layton Theatre
• Hi there I'm interested in having breakfast with you. Can I call you or nudge you? -- Pick up line
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? -- Pick up line
• Excuse me. Do you wanna f**k or should I apologize? -- Pick up line