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• Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
  Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• My hat covers my head... Just like hair used to!
• Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley, and everyone's rolling strikes?
• Prez: [on TV] Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit.
  As you know, I _am_ the President of the United States....
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Do you mind if I jump up on your head? I feel like a walk around the block. -- Jack Kirkwood
• The mind of the bigot is like the pupil of the eye.
  The more light you pour upon it, the more it will contract....
• You have more angles than a geometry book.