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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want more coffee and you think
  finger waiter; cat *coffee* | grep -v decaff | drink | more...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
  you think "grep keys /dev/pockets" or "grep homework /dev/backpack...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to wash your hair and think
  awk -F"/neck" '{ print $1 }' | showe...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you send your SO notes like
  while !(together(you,me)) miss(you)...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you leave the building at night and say "XGoodNight" to the security guard!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wish you could study for an exam by executing the command
  cat civ100 | tee brai...