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• You know you have not made the best impression when someone tells you
  I'm going to commit your name to memory and throw my head away....
• When you try to make an impression, the chances are that that is the impression you will make.
• When you try to make an impression, the chances are that is the impression you will make.
• Did you hear about a new chain of funeral parlors that have crematories right on the premises.
  They've registered the trade name Wake & Bake....
• His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Conversation, Line 303...
• If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're gonna feel all day.
  -- Martin Mull...