Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You have an unusual magnetic personality.
You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not fastened down.
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationship.
You have a part-time job, you have a job. That's better than no job at all.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, -- speaking on $4.25/hour jobs with no benefits at Burger King...
You have a ready wit. Let me know where it's ready.
You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved....
You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
..at least that's what they told me down at Honest John's Used Cars....
You have a reputation for being thoroughly unreliable and untrustworthy.

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