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• Smithers: [on mike] Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Dragway.
  It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem. [softly] Do we need all those "mayhems"?...
• That ready wit, which you so partially allow me, ..
  . may create many admirers; but, take my word for it, it makes few friends....
• I can see where your daughter gets her ready wit...
  I thank you. ...although where she gets her good looks and charm is perhaps more of a mystery....
• You'll know when you're ready for it.
• Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. -- Giuseppe Garibaldi
• With all due respect sir, you need me - particularly now.
  Indeed, Starfleet needs good captains - particularly now....
• Homer: You'll never guess what happened, Marge. Are you ready?
  I have a feeling that we may win... the lottery!...
• I'm a space cowboy. Bet you weren't ready for that.
  I'm a space cowboy. I'm sure you know where it's at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -- Steve Mille...
• See you when tea is ready.