Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
-- Pearl William...
You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).
More-- This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More-- You are permanently confused. -- Dave Deco...
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
You have a diarrhea of words and constipation of thought.
You have a difficult time coping with reality.
You have a fine personality..but not for a human.
You have a frog in your pocket?
You have a healthy appreciation of your abilities, and a keen awareness of your limitations.
You have a knack for doublethink that you never realized you had.
In fact, you will never realize it....

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