Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You guys--you gain thirty pounds and we call you cuddly.
We gain an ounce and you call us taxis. Then you don't call us at all. -- Carol Siskind...
You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!
You had mail. David read it, so ask him what it said.
You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to leave it behind.
You had that action and counteraction which, in the natural and in the political world, from the reciprocal struggle of discordant powers draws out the harmony of the universe.
-- Edmund Burke (1729...
You hate mail.
You have 60 mins a day, BUT you cannot d/l unless you...
You have 938475827394577721747834759 new mail messages.
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, do you realize that? -- Peter Da Silva
You have achieved the rating: "Experienced Adventurer".

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