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• You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).
  More-- This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More-- You are permanently confused. -- Dave Deco...
• This is an IBM Manual scroll. --More
• As you read the scroll, it vanishes...
• As you pronounce the formula on it, the scroll disappears.
• Being blind, you cannot read the formula on the scroll.
• You are getting more and more confused.
• fireworks mode n. 1. The mode a machine is sometimes said to be in when it is performing a crash and burn operation.
  2. There is (or was) a more specific meaning of this term in the Amiga community....
• The foremost cartographers of the land have prepared this for you.
  (Hands Edmund a scroll)...It's a map of the area you'll be traversing (Edmund unrolls i...