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• As you leave, the door swings shut.
• Burns: {Hello Lenny...Carl...Guillermo. Hello, um, uh, er.
  ..} {[Homer waves his nametag back and forth]} {Ooh, uh....
• How can you tell if your car is a lemon? Your car might be a lemon if
  1) You can't get your glove compartment closed because of all the repair receipts....
• Are you sure the back door is locked?
• Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
  Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I have my shirts back, at least?...
• Shop, shop 'til you drop.
• The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks through the office.
  -- Theory of Selective Supervisio...
• Theory of Selective Supervision: The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks through the office.
• Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner.