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• When you get to be the age of George Burns, it is unwise to buy green bananas!
• You really are getting older if you can remember when the band could play on, even during a power outage.
• Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast.
  You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes....
• Burns: You! That troublemaking girl! Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
  Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!...
• The older you get the greater you were!
• Do you need help getting out of here?
• Do you need help getting out of the maze?
• Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
• You are getting old if you can remember when you could tell what was in the breakfast cereal by the taste of it!