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• Amiga. Because a man can never have too many tasks.
• Too many cooks, so little meals.
• You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
  -- James Thurber (1894-1961), "The Thurber Carnival", 1945...
• Animals can be driven crazy by putting too many in too small a pen.
  Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself. -- Lazarus Long...
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• if the democratic nations fail, their failure must be partly attributed to the faulty strategy of idealists who have too many illusions when they face realists who have too little conscience.
  -- Reinhold Niebuh...
• SURRENDER DOROTHY! You, and your little dog, too!
• I could never be an anarchist, they have too many rules.
  You have to hate the government. -- Robert Anton Wilso...