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• We're all like the cleaning woman. We come to dust. -- Peter De Vrie
• Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. -- Peter de Vrie
• The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• Don't you think the important thing when you're freezing to death is to keep your cool?
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• You're getting so big I need double vision to take you in. -- Peter De Vrie
• The mere thought of cremation turned him ashen. -- Peter De Vrie
• The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums. -- Peter De Vrie
• Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
  -- Peter De Vrie...