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You can be my < WingMan < at any time!
You can be replaced by a machine that flushes.
You can be replaced by this computer.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands....
You can best serve civilization by being against what usually passes for it. -- Wendell Berry
You can be sure you're getting old when you forget the name you wanted to drop.
You can bet your life on the fact that a clock in the workplace, running slow, will be corrected before the end of the first day.
You can blame an administration that has been in office for 12 years, or you can blame me.
-- Murphy Brow...
You can borrow a book and return it too.
You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
-- Hepler, Systems Design 182...

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