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You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove. -- Tim Leary
You can always tell a liberal but not much.
You can always tell an old soldier from the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes.
The young ones carry pistols and cartridges: the old ones, grub....
You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.
You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has bee...
You can and you can't You shall and you shan't; You will and you won't You'll be damned if you do, And you'll be damned if you don't.
-- Lorenzo Dow...
You can bear anything if it isn't your own fault. -- Katharine Fullerton Gerould
You can become more assertive in regard to job assignments and co-workers.
You can be happy or you can be miserable - the choice is yours.
You can believe me, because I never lie, and I'm always right.
-- George Tirebiter said "I always lie, and I'm always right." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs said...

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