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YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME..etc.etc. - BUT NOT US!
You can fool some of the people and really piss them off.
You can fool the people about many things, but only a fool would be foolish enough to fool the people about money.
-- Italo Bombolini...
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
-- James Thurber (1894-1961), "The Thurber Carnival", 1945...
You can get a decent reading on who is running things if, on your way to the front door of the house, you notice that the garage door is some strange color and there are curtains.
You can get a genuine Amulet of Yendor by doing the following: -- more
You can get a nice tan early in a Nuclear winter.
You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant ('ceptin' Alice).
You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone (1899-1947)...

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