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• You're getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again.
• You are getting old if you can remember when you could tell what was in the breakfast cereal by the taste of it!
• Are you sure you really wanted to know that?
• When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
  Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
• You're old when you forget how to start your rocking chair.
• You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
• You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine and all the cars behind you turn on their lights.
• You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
  -- Jeanne Phillip...