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You can lead a horse to water, but before you push him in, just stop and think how a wet horse smells.
-- George Gobel...
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
-- Hartley's First Law...
You can lead a man to ponder; you cannot make him think.
You can lead a man to slaughter, but you can't make him think.
You can lead a user to Docs but you can't make 'em read
You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke
You can lead a whore to Vasser, but you can't make her think. -- Frederick B. Artz
You can lead a yak to water but you can't teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke.
-- Opu...
You can lead practically any animal to water, but if you can get that critter to blow bubbles through a straw, then by golly, you've done something.
You can learn a lot about a world by looking at its underside. -- Louis Wu "Ringworld

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